Delusional

Signs & Symptoms:

Business Launch Fatigue: Three brands, zero products. Still a mogul.
Therapy Aversion: Why unpack trauma when you can rebrand it and sell it as a personality?
Unrealistic Timeline Disorder: You expect radical transformation by Friday—without changing anything.
Personal Propaganda Addiction: You tell people you’re “booked and busy” while horizontal, in a robe, eating cereal at 3pm.
“Everything’s Fine” Delusion: The house is burning. You’re lighting a candle and calling it ambiance.